lmao kanye’s new haircut look like those panels in rocket hideout that change your direction when you step on them
Life = Complete
A bread cone filled with mac n’ cheese and topped with bacon.
i love sleeping to avoid problems
football makes me so stressed soon i will have hair like rooney
"The experience of being a parent is beautiful and it is certainly the most beautiful thing ever happened in my life." -Lionel Messi
"I gave my three year old daughter some worthless coins, and jokingly told her that she was rich. She went and hid the coins away, and I forgot all about them. Around the same time, my oldest daughter got a bunch of money from her aunts and uncles for her birthday. A few months later, we needed money for food, and I asked my oldest daughter if we could use some of her birthday money. She refused. I almost started crying, because I thought then that I had completely failed as a parent. But suddenly, my youngest daughter appeared, and gave me back the handful of coins that I had given her."
(Mexico City, Mexico)
when u bout to roast ya homies squad with the rest of your friends tomorrow & u know he just aint ready for all that heat